If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
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