why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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