If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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