on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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