worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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