What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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