Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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