Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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