He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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