I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
