As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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