Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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