she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
i need some magic done to my vagina
Let's get the cat blown out
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
The power of my boobs compel you
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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