After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
tell me about the fingering
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