I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Randomize
