the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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