what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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