I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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