Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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