I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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