Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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