hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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