"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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