sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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