Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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