It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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