This girl is more easily done than said...
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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