So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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