i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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