You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
