When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Randomize
