You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Is Oprah even human
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
