The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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