pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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