How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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