I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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