I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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