You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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