I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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