wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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