Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
soo... how was my night?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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