He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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