If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
