Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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