I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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