If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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