Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
is wine microwaveable?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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