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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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