Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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