She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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